have you heard about the accusations against adam? im heartbroken
for those catching up: warning for possible assault, but an elderly woman came forward and alleged adam was abusive / threatening working with her
i wasn't going to say anything until i got this ask, and then i sat on it for a little while because i wanted to answer this with the gravity it deserves. i understand there's some debate over the translation and where the interview was originally published. i understand this is, to some, mere speculation. i understand that we've only "heard one side of the story."
however: i also firmly believe in the adage that we believe victims. fullstop. and while i'm not "cancelling" adam, i am moving forward under the assumption that this woman, who is 86 years old, was terrified / hurt by adam. unless further information comes out, i'm leaving it there.
definitive ranking of who you'll catch under the mistletoe:
kylo ren: 2/10( if you do it'll be by accident. he's gonna be a real ass about it too. do not try and do a meet cute because he will rip the mistletoe away and he will be rude about it. however, if you accidentally meet him under the mistletoe at the right time, and you're all alone, get ready for that man to either a) kiss you so sweet and soft, or b) pin you to a wall and kiss you speechless. )
clyde logan: 7/10( wants to catch you under the mistletoe, but is also pretty shy about it. will consent to cheek kisses if people are around. blushes hard. he'll shake his head and smile at you if you connive to get him. you won't think he'd return the favour, but maybe there's a sprig where you don't expect, or a decided structure to clyde meeting you somewhere. his full kiss will be soft, and gentle, and warm. )
flip zimmerman: 7/10( rolls his eyes at mistletoe shenanigans, and pretends he's above it all, but if you're under a sprig, he'll be on his feet fast as lightning. lots of deep kisses. if there's a crowd, he might dip you dramatically and kiss you stupid. expect a smirk and a wink. )
father garupe: 1/10( he'll lecture you about pagan traditions every time he sees mistletoe. do not attempt. he'll think about kissing you, though. )
philip altman: 10/10( can and will kiss you under every sprig of mistletoe. very cocky about it. doesn't see it as a tradition so much as a chance to sweep you off your feet a bit. puts on a show. grabs your ass.)
paul sevier: 6/10( gets nervous about kissing you in public, but he'll lean over to kiss your cheek, and the smile on his face is both warm, and very inviting. )
ben solo: 6/10( listen, he's going thru some things. dealing with some stuff. daddy problems. will not take the hint, or will ignore the hint. you gotta let him come to you, and let him whisper in your ear everything he wants to do to you after he kisses you. )
paterson: 7/10( good natured about it. will give you a peck or cheek kiss in public. likes to kiss you at home and then slow dance with you in the light of the christmas tree. loses points only because he thinks he doesn't need an excuse to love you. )
adam sackler: 7/10( cannot make up his mind on it. has insisted it's a dumb weird tradition most of his life, will also grind up against you while you kiss if you two are the ones under the mistletoe. loses points because you can't fuck in public adam. )
matt the radar technician: 5/10( can't handle the pressure. way too nervous, overthinks it, or yells at everyone watching. better when you're alone, but he still kind of nervous babbles. it's okay baby take ur time. )
jude: 7/10( indulges you on it. thinks it's kind of a silly tradition, but he goes with the flow. )
parnassus: 3/10( he will not stop at a kiss, and by court order, you aren't allowed in the mall together anymore. )
pale: 8/10( that man will kiss you like you're lovers being separated by time, space, and fate. he'll also ruin the moment with a quip. sometimes you just wanna enjoy the moment. )
toby: 4/10( we're gonna have to face facts here. toby is a good kisser. a great kisser. toby knows how to get you around town and back. toby is also a giant sleaze and you might be wiping grease off your lips. worth it? perhaps. )
charlie: 9/10( i hate the d*ddy kink so much but that man exudes Dad Energy, and he'd kiss you like he wants another kid. loses points because the divorce after doesn't seem fun. )
daniel: 1000/10:( i don't have logic for this. the suit ruined me. the suit and hair combo. i need to lie down. )
Anonymous
Hi saw your blog name "like a marble statue". I've always thought Adam looks like a marble statue that one day decided to walk off his podium because he got bored in the museum. He got central heterochromia because his sculptor never decided his eye color, considering he's just a white marble statue.
okay so true story i could have SWORN i made that title after a quote about adam, but after thirty minutes looking for it i'm pretty sure i hallucinated the quote and now i'm not entirely sure where i was going with this but honestly? truly? someone sculpted that man. someone went in with a chisel and carved him out of marble and god himself came down and kissed his brow and sent him out to ruin our lives like
please god i just want peace
i had many, many, MANY issues with ros, but i'm telling u when it served, it served. kylo muscle man solo? kylo "slightly loose but still lightly adoring my JACKED FRAME" ren? kylo with the messy curls and the sweaty brow and the fucking shrug? that's a man who sleeps in with u in the morning and kisses ur neck while he struggles to get out of bed, and that's also the man who comes back after the fight, bends u over the nearest surface, and fucks u raw
oh-adam:
(…) Terrio added that Driver sprinkled various Harrison Ford elements throughout his own performance in the film, from the way he points in the face of General Hux, to the way he fires a blaster over his shoulder without looking, and finally the little open-handed shrug he gives the Knights of Ren before their last battle."That was actually a very conscious thing that J.J. and Adam talked about," Terrio said.
"There could be subtle ways for you to see the ghost of Ben Solo in there somewhere, just his physicality. There are certain things like that in the movie that I see which I'm pretty convinced are Adam showing you what Ben Solo would have looked like before by showing what he inherited from his father."
Why Harrison Ford Returned to Star Wars One Last Time: The actor longed to be free of Han Solo, but J.J. Abrams explains how he lured him back for The Rise of Skywalker - Vanity Fair
now that i've had some time to think, consider, and analyze, i can safely say that flip zimmerman would be very much into cuffing you to the bed and fucking you through three orgasms, thank you and goodnight
Anonymous
Welcome back! Hope you've been doing well during this crazy and exhausting year.
i hope you're doing well, nonnie! i know these times have been crazy and this year has been just oof. but 2021 is already looking brighter and i'm hoping you've all been taking care of yourselves!
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